The Great British Bake Off 2022: first episode – live | The Great British Bake Off

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Scott Bryan

Scott Bryan

I’d say Rebs is definitely at the bottom, considering the height also makes it the shortest.

And now… it’s the technical challenge to judge.

Scott Bryan

Scott Bryan

Beans for the amount of calories Paul and Prue are consuming.

Scott Bryan

Scott Bryan

James decorates his baked goods in a style to impress the judges… not knowing that it is meant to suit a very specific task!

Meanwhile, the consensus among all you are is that red velvet cake deserves to go in the trash (not literally, we care about food waste.)

Red Velvet cake is reminiscent. It’s just…blah sponge, with way too much sweet frosting.

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Scott Bryan

Scott Bryan

Many of the bakers sit in front of their ovens. Since James is wearing a kilt, I probably wouldn’t recommend him doing so unless he wants this to turn into an accidental episode of Naked Attraction.

Meanwhile, it’s a disaster for the Rebs. After an underwhelming Signature, her red velvet cake has sunk into the tins after being taken out of the oven too soon. She’s pushing, but I’m worried.

Scott Bryan

Scott Bryan

Syabira’s first ever bake was a red velvet cake. Sandro baked a red velvet cake for the second week. And Dawn made a red velvet cake 30 years ago when she was “under the influence of alcohol.”

I support Dawn.

Scott Bryan

Scott Bryan

Many of the bakers talk about how the array of ingredients is like a chemical reaction. “I think Diana Ross sang it,” replies Carole, not realizing it was actually Chain Reaction. It is for this reason alone why I love her.

Scott Bryan

Scott Bryan

And a huge improvement for Bake Off 2022… the instructions are no longer in Comic Sans!

Now it’s time for the technical challenge…a red velvet cake.

Scott Bryan

Scott Bryan

The red velvet cake must make a “good impression on the eyes.” So like Sandro.

Scott Bryan

Scott Bryan

Syabira was the closest we got to a handshake today, withdrawn because the backs could have been nicer. Will is firmly at the bottom for his (Prue’s words) ‘disappointing’ baked goods. And Janusz has rendered Prue legless. Well done everyone!

Scott Bryan

Scott Bryan

Carole’s Signature comes with a bee, Abdul’s Signature comes with a mini trowel and Maisim’s Signature that has been cut too hot comes with regret.

Scott Bryan

Scott Bryan

Maisim cutting her mushroom while she was too hot was ‘fatal’ according to Prue. I knew it! (I did not do it.)

Scott Bryan

Scott Bryan

I think it will be inevitable that we see Nigel the sausage dog in cake form in this series.

Compost Carol gets my vote – the hair, the classic baking. Already a favorite! Good to see everyone enjoying Bake Off the Kick Off.
Did I just hear a sausage dog called ‘Nigel’ or is this a bizarre dream? Will we see Nigel in cake form during the series?

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