Agent notebook about salesman who sees bad luck…

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Many agents want funny anecdotes about memorable viewings and have decided to turn them into a book.

Adam Bailey, who describes himself as a real estate agent, has turned his own four decades of experience – including some very peculiar showings and dealings with sellers – into a book.

The book, published by Crestwell Publishing, has the rather long title, SOLD!: And the Drunk, Drug-Dealing, Drug-Taking, Prostitute, Sex-Addicted, Sex-Abusing, Fraudulent, Filthy, Filthy, Disgusting, Weird Sellers and Tenants Moved On to Pasture New!

It includes anecdotes about when Bailey “found a salesman asleep in his armchair naked from the waist down with his penis in his hand and with a pornographic film playing on the television and a box of tissues next to him during a screening.”

Another includes seeing a gentleman sitting wide awake in his armchair in his underpants playing a harmonica.

He has also reportedly run into drug gangs, cannabis factories and been mistaken for a male stripper.

The publisher insists that all these stories are true.

The suggestion for the book’s Amazon listing said: “There is an old saying that everyone has a book in them, but it is just that, a saying, because in reality most people would struggle to write a few pages let alone write a full book and get it published.

“Adam Bailey was one of those people. But with the help of a bestselling author, he got his stories published.

“If you’re a real estate agent, you’ll resonate with them—and no doubt you’ll find them absolutely hilarious! You’ll probably find some of them quite shocking, too.

“Contains strong language and adult humor that some may find highly offensive. Although most people will probably find it very amusing.”

Email your own viewing mishaps to marc@angelsmedia.co.uk if you’d like them published on Estate agent today.



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